Don't you hate it when...

• it's time to fill up with gas.
• you pour some milk in your cereal and then discover the milk is sour.
• you see a red light and you think it will turn green before you completely stop and then you come to a complete stop. A split second later it turns green.
• when someone tells you they'll call you back and never do.
• you forget your cell phone at home.
• you see a suspicious car coming up behind you cause you were speeding a little... could it be a cop.... nope, it's an 80 year old lady.
• you're running a little late for work and didn't have time to eat breakfast and there is a line up to the door and the drive thru is all backed up at the one and only restaurant.
• you're listening to your favorite CD and it starts skipping.
• your waitress or waiter doesn't keep your drink filled when you are eating out.
• you have to pee in the middle of the night.
• hit your funny bone or stump your toe.
• you have butterfingers and drop everything you grab.
• you can't think of someones name and you always say... if you didn't ask me... I could've told you the name. By the way, why is it always on the tip of your tongue?