Random thoughts

Instead of writing another story, I think I am gonna do a little something different this go round. I am going to share with you some of the things that go through my mind. This is how my crazy minds ticks>

• When you go to a restaurant, do you ever glance at other peoples food to see what they ordered????
  
• It just burns me up to go in a restaurant and get sorry service.
• Have you ever had the pleasure of using a Porto john... if you haven't- you don't know what you are missing. Once you go in you look down the hole and think .. OMG....WHOOF..... man that person must have been sick!!!!!!!!
• Pretty soon I am not going to have any more gravel in the driveway- this house does not have a fence so we let Jack out on a leash and he is blowing out his crap castles between the house and the trucks. Right in the way for you to either step in it or run over it and sling it all under you mud flaps.
• Don't you hate it when you are dipping a chip in a some good ole dip and the chip breaks off.
• It seems like every time I go to church, some parent brings their screaming kid into the sanctuary and it aggravates the dadgum heck out of me.
• I use to tell mom and dad that they had a boring life cause when they watched TV it was either Hee Haw or the news. Funny thing is I like to watch the news now.
• Is it me or is everybody else getting tired of the stupid car dealership commercials ... I mean the stupid things they do just gets on my nerves.... like Samson's used cars where the white headed guy says come on down... were dealing... or the guy at the Nissan lot going BAM while slamming a football down... get real... or even the ones they have the gorgeous women trying to convince you they have the lowest prices in town.... yea right... gimme a break here- I'm trying to watch Jo Dirt.