Apples or Corn?

On the way home from work the other day, I had a big ole red delicious apple by my side- starring at me and wondering when the chance of a roller coaster ride from my chompers to my stomach would come. I quickly answered and I have to say... both me and the apple had an enjoyable experience..... Since I'm driving down 485, I thought I would hang on to what was left from Mr. Apple. I'm in no way going to throw it out the window. Once I got home I had an idea.... wonder if Ralph the squirrel would like some leftover fruit.... so I left it on the little squirrel feeder we got. When Shelly and I got back from grub that evening I noticed the apple was gone. When I say gone..... I mean gone. There wasn't a trace of anything... I leaned over to see if it had fell under the porch but nothing. I thought Shelly was trying to pull my leg but she keeps saying she hasn't touched it. Now wouldn't that be funny to see... a squirrel jumping from limb to limb with an apple in it's mouth. I looked at Shelly and said.... wonder what squirrels do at night.... now get this..... she says they are probably laid back in there nest watching some TV...... I rolled my eyes and thought ... that is the craziest thought I've ever heard..... Personally- I think they are in there nest on the computer surfing the Internet.....