Dang Drivers....

Is it me or does everybody get aggravated when you get behind bad drivers. I get so irritable with these people who go under the speed limit or pull out in front of you only to turn the next exit or intersection. Have you ever watched the cartoon inspector gadget..... well I want me a go go gadget bunn Mobile...this bad boy will open up in the front and a bucket will come out and I will scoop up all the bad drivers and just put them behind me... ya see .. I'm not a horrible person.... I just don't like these dad gum drivers that don't pay attention to what they are doing. I leave way ahead of time to get to work and it's a good thing I do. Check this out, the speed limit on the interstates are normally 65 or more and any other Hwy is 55. Well why is it I always get behind the ones that want to go 40 and 45 down the interstate... with a mile of traffic flying by thinking I'm the hold up. To make matters worse I'm usually turning a mile or two down so there's no sense in hitting mock 10 down the interstate just to swerve back over to make your turn while hauling tail up the ramp like a cat being chased by cujo.... I can't figure these numb nuts out so I guess I will have to just look ahead and try to avoid these hold ups.... but if I get hung up any more behind Daisy Duke putting make up on or big bad Clyde yapping to all in the car about how he used to milk the cows, cut the grass and cook dinner all while he was on crutches ... then I'm gonna rip the muffler off my truck, throw paint primer on the hood and tail gate and keep a good supply of wife beater shirts in the glove box and see if that helps cause that's what I see while they're passing me, unless I'm covering my ears from the loud back fires or a Rambo looking dude is looking at me thinking .... these dang drivers!!!!!